Sex and the circus.

Okay, this isn't mine...but I chuckle every time I even look at that ... "Dating advice from Circus Performers."

Here are a few of the Q&As:

How can I pick up a circus performer?
You have to understand the personality of a circus performer. They are one part artist, one part jock, one part technician. There's a salt-of-the-earth quality to them. Just talk to them. Buy them food and booze. They like that. I like that.

How can I pick up a circus performer?
Use your knees, not your back.

How can becoming a circus performer make me better in bed?
Just say "TA DA!" after whatever you do!

How can I pick up a circus performer?
In a really tiny car.

You can read all the questions and answers yourself at Nerve.com.