My rap name.

In the event that I should become a Rap star (or, more likely, a MEGA-Star) -- an event that isn't nearly as implausible as one might at first think ... just look at some of those who are stars today -- I've taken a rap name.

You may refer to me as: White Fudge Chunky.

I can just hear it... "Put your hands together for White Fudge Chunky!"

Thank you, Nabisco.

"Ladies and gentlemen...

WHITE FUDGE CHUNKY!"